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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


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kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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did-you-kno:

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  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
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