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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

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I do not have enough

  • Baby: d- d-
  • Dad: Daddy?
  • Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions
generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

Anonymous:
Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3
Me:

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this

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