Answer A through Z :DD
A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?
They called me something mean, but I didn’t know I’d been making them feel bad. It was cleared up on the spot
B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?
C: If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose?
That’s really not a fair question when they’re the same person.
D: Everyone has a few demons, what’s your worst one?
Jackie, he’s loud and doesn’t pay rent on time.
E: Have you ever cheated on somebody?
Never even come close.
F: Are you a virgin?
Just my hair.
G: Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe that people may be capable on causing lasting electromagnetic signatures that persist after death but I honestly don’t know shit about that kind of stuff.
H: If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave?
I would fix that.
I: If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer?
Do I love them?
J: If you sold your soul, what would it be for?
K: Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason?
Yes. Honestly I could have so many reasons.
L: Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean?
M: Is there anything that you’d never do for any amount of money?
I’d never stick my hand in a food disposal thing
N: Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic?
I’ve had my moments
O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?
I judge people the moment I have enough to go on because I can trust my senses, but they always have the chance to chance my perception.
P: Politics, what are your thoughts on them?
I haven’t been as involved as I should be and I aim to change that.
Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?
R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?
I am nothing. My mind is fundamentally incapable of being spiritual no matter the appeal.
S: What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)?
So far, I’ve consider myself straight.
T: What is your favorite sexual position?
That one with the thing where you’re both doing the thing
U: Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who?
Yes. A few family members. My roommate from UT bandcamp.
Another uncle recently in fact.
V: Do you ever want children?
I plan on not having kids. It would take a miracle to change that.
W: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Probably somewhere in Europe. Really I just want to be somewhere with some nicer weather.
X: Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke?
Infrequently, socially, and with moderation in mind.
Y: Is there anything you wouldn’t do for love?
I wouldn’t play checkers with an orca.
Z: Would you ever have sex for money?