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trillow:

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water

  • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
  • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
palangerox:

Where is dell? His would totally be killing curse.
Anonymous:
How are you today?
Me:

Tired now. Had a fun evening with da gang. Ate at chiles and then dicked around at the mall. Now I realize that Warframe finally has update 8.0 out and I am stoked (Totally hit me up if anyone reading this plays too)

I made some excellent puns today, one of which I am still quite proud of.

Anonymous:
I think it may be more of your friends in the dream. But no, youve never told me about your dream habits. Yet lately you have been making a lot of appearances in my dreams
Me:

Whaaaa?

Nah, but for real I’m curious as to what I’m doing in the dreams. I’m usually a sideline character

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years
hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?
Anonymous:
I had a nap today, and dreamt of us going out to dinner in the middle of no where.. like in some western desert with a few people we knew.. not very many people though. I got out of my friends car and approached you, and you held my hand. it was a very short, small dream.. but it made me miss you. whatever
Me:

I like the setting. Somewhere new and with a small group.
Were they people we actually knew? Or exclusive to the dream?
Sounds like a pleasant dream overall.

I had a pretty extensive dream before I woke this morning. I’d be lucky to only know that much. Instead I just got stuck with a single scene, based off an intimate memory with someone yet with my current disdain for them inserted. Shame, since I feel that the rest of the dream was pretty good.
I wonder if you’re someone I’ve told about my dreaming habits

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