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  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
acrobratic:

*straight white boy refreshes for new words*
trapdad420:

3 tamagotchi’s
Anonymous:
Why don't you use capital letters?
Me:

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

garbagefingers:

I’ve been thinking about this ALL DAY
feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all
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