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robiningravens:

well-written villains with tragic pasts (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with evil motives (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)

well-written villains with no chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)

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correctly:

You never really
know someone
until you’ve read
what they write
at 3 AM when
loneliness
consumes them
but does not 
destroy them

(Source: sketzophrenia)

MAKE ME PREGNANT HORSE GOD

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

bbycheetahbubbles: jesuislegrandefromage: Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!” Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband. Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well. You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA. how the fuck do you know this shit what the fuck tumblr scares  me
sexygirlswithdreads: :D
Anonymous:
37, 56, 81
Me:

  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    No. I don’t plan on getting married. I don’t believe in it.
  • 56. Do you think you like someone?
    In the romantic sense, there is no one I currently have any interest in. I figure: I’m in a transitional point in life, I can’t afford to have any strings attached to mere infatuations.
  • 81. Last person you cried in front of?
    Heh. Probably my brother after we finished Halo 4 

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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yourtubes:

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

spacegiants:

i wear spf 420

(Source: plantsmoke)

rodneykong:

gotta reblog that crazy sex gif to let all my followers know i would do that sex act while doing the sex

trvsh:

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

(Source: annoyedteengirl)

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